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mugglebornheadcanon:

812. A class is discussing djinns one day. A muggleborn solemnly says “Mr. Aladdin sir”, which causes many other muggleborns to break into hysterics but confuses the purebloods.

"You made me feel
like the person
I want to be.
Thank you.
If we never
meet again
at least I know
more of what
exists inside of me."

- Lest I Forget | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)

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i never thought i would read a sentence like this

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notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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That could actually kill you. Holy fuck. No.

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Happy 35th birthday to the Brightest Witch!

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tmirai:

soundlyawake:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

wait…that’s…real?

Yep. A real thing. And one of their reasons was, essentially, because they don’t want employers -not- hiring women because they fear lawsuits from not paying them fair wages.

Can’t make that up.

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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think-thank-thunk:

*holds own titty for comfort*

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silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

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eternallybroken:

thefirstmccloud:

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

Protect this child.

Insert Golden Child reference below 

things i like (as demonstrated by jared padalecki)

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

  • the jaw thing

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  • the bicep thing

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  • the tricep thing

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  • the arm thing tbh

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  • the back thing

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  • the lower back thing

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  • the hip thing

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  • the hip bone thing

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  • the shoulder thing

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  • the butt thing

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  • the little torso wiggle thing

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  • the visible underwear thing:

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  • the boob thing

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  • the whatever this thing is:

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{Jensen Version} {Misha Version}

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